URGENT UPDATE: Comedian Jimmy Kimmel has launched a scathing critique of former President Donald Trump over a controversial birthday note sent to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein in 2003. The note, which surfaced just yesterday, features a nude silhouette of a woman, with Trump’s signature bizarrely doubling as the woman’s pubic hair—a detail Kimmel highlighted during his show.
Kimmel stated, “Trump claims he didn’t write this or draw this, which would mean someone went back in time to frame him for it.” The comedian read the entire note aloud, emphasizing its bizarre lines: “enigmas never age” and “may every day be a wonderful secret.” He provocatively declared, “That is not a birthday note. That is a signed confession.”
As the backlash grows, Kimmel remarked, “That letter is so creepy, it should have its own documentary series on Netflix.” His comedic dissection didn’t stop there; he pointed out the signature’s placement, quipping, “Signed Donald Trump, right in the spot where he grabs them.”
Kimmel also addressed the stark hypocrisy within the MAGA world, saying that had Joe Biden penned such a note, the reaction would be explosive: “There would have been another storming of the Capitol. There’d be torches and pitchforks going right up [Biden’s] Pennsylvania Avenue.”
The comedian took aim at House Speaker Mike Johnson, who previously defended Trump by labeling him an “FBI informant” aiming to “take Epstein down.” Kimmel humorously rebutted, “Donald Trump is an FBI informant? Trump was an FBI informant the same way Diddy was a masseuse.”
Kimmel questioned the Trump administration’s strategy in light of the Epstein revelations, asking viewers, “What is their plan, though? Do they think we’re just gonna forget about it?” He concluded with a biting joke: “Maybe his plan is to just make as many billion dollars as he can, grifting the world, and move to Epstein Island himself.”
With this latest revelation, Kimmel’s commentary has sparked intense discussions online, making it clear that the fallout from Trump’s past associations continues to resonate strongly in today’s political climate. Keep an eye on this developing story as it unfolds.